This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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