she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
you had me at cake vodka
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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