try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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