I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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