hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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