i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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