her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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