is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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