How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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