The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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