I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
