Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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