Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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