You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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