everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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