and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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