ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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