I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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