So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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