so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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