Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
