There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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