i just google imaged poop.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
a search helicopter?!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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