He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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