There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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