I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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