At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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