I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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