D3 body, D1 cock
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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