will power is for people who don't want to get laid
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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