I must be too annoying 4 u.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
We left the knife in your bed.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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