Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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