I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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