That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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