i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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