D3 body, D1 cock
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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