The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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