she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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