You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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