I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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