I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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