just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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