Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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