Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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