So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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