i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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