Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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