yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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