I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
