Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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