Your tits are I can't wait for
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
As shirtless as possible
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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