We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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