so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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