Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Too much gin, very little bucket
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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