I think i peed on brittanys purse
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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